still have one arm free. How come you didn't Bi-Sexstories join the revolution?"
Bill began to sweat and cast a quick look at the cabinet that hid the
guilty book. "What're you talking about? I'Bi-Sexstories m a loyal Emperor-lover . . ."
"Yeah, then how come you didn'Bi-Sexstories t report to the G.B.I. that a Man Called X
was here to enlist Bi-Sexstories you?"
"How do you Bi-Sexstories know that?"
"It'Bi-Sexstories s our job to know everything. Here's my Bi-Sexstories identification, agent
Pinkerton of the Galactic Bureau of Investigation." He passed over a jewel-
encrusted ID card with color photograph and the works.
"I just Bi-Sexstories didn't want any trouble," Bi-Sexstories Bill whined. "That's all. I bother
nobody and nobody bothers me."
"A noble sentiment-for an anarchist! Are you an Bi-Sexstories anarchist, boy?" His
rapier eye pierced Bill through and through.
"No! Not that! I can't even spell it!"
"I sure hope not. You're a good kid, and I want to see you get along. I'Bi-Sexstories m
going to give you a second chance. When
you see X again tell him you
changed your mind and you want to join the Party. Then you join and go to
work for us. Every time
there is a meeting you come right back and call me
on the phone; my number is Bi-Sexstories written on this candy bar"-he threw the
paper-
wrapped slab on the desk-"memorize it, then eat it. Is that clear?"
"No. I don't want to do it."
"You'll do it or I'll have you shot for aiding-the-enemy within an hour.
And as long as you're reporting we'll pay you a hundred bucks a month."
"In advance?"
"In advance." The roll of Bi-Sexstories bills landed on the desk. "That's for next
month. See that you earn it." He hung his spare arm from his shoulder,
picked Bi-Sexstories up the trays and was gone.
The more Bill thought about it the more he Bi-Sexstories sweated and realized what a
bind Bi-Sexstories he was in. The last thing Bi-Sexstories he wanted Bi-Sexstories to do was to Bi-Sexstories get mixed up in Bi-Sexstories a
revolution now that he had peace, job Bi-Sexstories security, and unlimited . garbage,
but they just wouldn't leave him alone. If he didn't join the